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Best fictional quotes
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Best fictional quotes
Didn't see any fiction quote threads, saw the non fiction one but no fictional quotes. "This is worse than finding out the Tooth Fairy was just my drunk uncle with a pair of pliers."


See what I did there?

(The quote is from Male voice 3 in Saint's Row 3)

"And then he is gone and Lazarus is left alone to wonder which is worse - a God that does not care to understand His creation or a God that thinks that he does." Lazarus by John Connolly.

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RE: Best fictional quotes
"And I'll spell my name Darya, and be crowned Miss America."

~ Daria, Daria

"Did I wake you? Oh, I guess that means you haven't been murdered. Well, that's good."

~ Also Daria

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08-31-2013 08:52 AM
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"Now before we do this, let's go over the ground rules. Rule number one: no touching of the hair or face."
"Of course"
"AND THAT'S IT!! Now let's do this!"

-Anchorman
08-31-2013 09:26 AM
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Teacher: Now Capt'n K'nuckles, can you show me which is your left hand which is your right?
K'nuckles (Nervously as he lifts his left hand): Uh this is my-Left hand?
*Teacher smiles and nods*
K'nuckles: And this is-
*Teacher smiling in anticipation*
K'nuckles (Smiling): My OTHER left!
*Teacher stares at K'nuckles speechlessly*
˜The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack


*Zane flushes himself down the toliet*
Janna (Worried): This is terrible!
Raven: Yeah. He left the seat up.


*At the Juvenile Detention Center with Jinx in a holding force field*
Raven: Hold on there crazy. We aren't going to break her out of prison, are we?
Starfire: Of course not! We're just merely borrowing her!
˜Teen Titans Go!

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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08-31-2013 10:08 AM
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(08-31-2013 10:08 AM)Captain Jigglypuff Wrote:  *Zane flushes himself down the toliet*
Janna (Worried): This is terrible!
Raven: Yeah. He left the seat up.


*At the Juvenile Detention Center with Jinx in a holding force field*
Raven: Hold on there crazy. We aren't going to break her out of prison, are we?
Starfire: Of course not! We're just merely borrowing her!
˜Teen Titans Go!

I don't remember that from Teen Titans.

And I saw almost every episode of that show...

Then again I think Teen Titans Go! may be something different from what I'm talking about.
08-31-2013 10:11 AM
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^It's the new series.

Blanche: There has to be homosexuals that like women!
Sofia: Yeah. They're called "lesbians."
˜Golden Girls

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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08-31-2013 12:12 PM
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"There's only one thing worse than lying, and that's skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk."
-Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
08-31-2013 01:14 PM
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Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!

Homer: Did you wreck the car?

Bart: No.

Homer: Did you raise the dead?

Lisa: Yes!

Homer: But the car's okay?

Both: Uh-huh.

~ The Simpsons

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09-01-2013 12:46 AM
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Lisa: So you're saying Moe's Dumbo, the suit's the ears, and we're a flock of racist crows?
Homer: Honey, the crows weren't racist. The animators that drew them were.
˜The Simpsons

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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09-01-2013 01:17 AM
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*Homer runs through kitchen naked*

Patty: There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Candy tastes sweeter on the other aisle.
09-01-2013 02:14 AM
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