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Help us laugh
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Help us laugh
The Help us laugh thread was accidently removed after it was split.

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11-08-2014 10:21 PM
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RE: Help us laugh
Exercise for the retired





Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.
Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. ( I'm at this level. )
Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

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RE: Help us laugh
Red sky at night, shepherd’s 
delight. Blue sky at night, day.

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RE: Help us laugh
A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter."
"Excuse me?" says the husband.
"That's what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a nice cooter." The husband is a bit angry and goes in to talk to the doctor.
"What's this about my wife having a nice cooter? I need a damn good explanation."
"That's not what I said," replies the doctor. "I said she has acute angina."

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