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ASK GOD ANYTHING.
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GOD
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ASK GOD ANYTHING.
Go ahead. Prostrate yourself before me and beg me to answer your silly little inquiries.

I love that kind of thing. Psychiatrist said it wasn't healthy. I turned him into a newt.

He did not get better.
09-02-2013 05:26 AM
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RE: ASK GOD ANYTHING.
Who are you?

Candy tastes sweeter on the other aisle.
09-02-2013 05:37 AM
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AspieMomma
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The heck?!
09-02-2013 05:43 AM
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Why can't I stop farting? Flatulence Why does this planet have to suck so much? Why am I surrounded by mindless morons? Shepard

Candy tastes sweeter on the other aisle.
09-02-2013 05:46 AM
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Ahem,
I specifically remembering requesting boobs when I hit puberty...................................
28 years ago.













































Still waiting...........................................................

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple. With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired. And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells. And run my stick along the public railings. And make up for the sobriety of my youth
And learn to spit.
09-02-2013 06:14 AM
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yeah me too, what the hell Sad

hear me sing and play bass really badly at
http://mouri.bandcamp.com/album/to-those...salute-you
09-02-2013 06:15 AM
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RE: ASK GOD ANYTHING.
It's cos we're prettier than God.

He's just jealous Big Grin

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple. With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired. And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells. And run my stick along the public railings. And make up for the sobriety of my youth
And learn to spit.
09-02-2013 06:20 AM
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BlueGriffyn
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What? Is this guy and admin?!
09-02-2013 06:20 AM
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God is eveywhere......................
It's not like he has anything better to be getting on with.
The world is awesome atm Big Grin


*Double checks*

Yep, no problems anywhere to report Tongue

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple. With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired. And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells. And run my stick along the public railings. And make up for the sobriety of my youth
And learn to spit.
09-02-2013 06:22 AM
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RE: ASK GOD ANYTHING.
Hah. I'm about to fall off my chair. And I requested attractiveness and social skills many moons ago.

Candy tastes sweeter on the other aisle.
09-02-2013 06:22 AM
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