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Alternate facts game
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Alternate facts game
To celebrate the new age of alternate facts becoming mainstream, I thought we could make a forum game out of any we find or come up with.

Cats love water, don't believe experts who tell you otherwise.

"And then he is gone and Lazarus is left alone to wonder which is worse - a God that does not care to understand His creation or a God that thinks that he does." Lazarus by John Connolly.

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01-25-2017 01:52 AM
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RE: Alternate facts game
The last six and a half months have just been a cruel illusion. It's all just been a bad dream. I'm about to wake up and live in a world of July 2016 where Obama is president, Gary Johnson is gaining in the polls, I was never banned from AFN, and the thing that will wake me up is my phone buzzing because of a text message from Lisa telling me that she cares about me and that Jeff is all right. (At least that's what I keep telling myself.)

"Some prisoners spent more than ten years buried in solitary cells the size of coffins, hearing nothing but clanging bars or footsteps in the corridors. They survived because they could talk to each other by tapping on the wall. In that way, they told of dreams, memories, and fallings in and out of love; they discussed, embraced, and fought; they shared beliefs, beauties, doubts, guilts and those questions that have no answers.
When it is genuine, when it is born of the need to speak, no one can stop the human voice. When it is denied a mouth, it speaks with the hands, the eyes, the pores, or anything at all because every single one of us has something to say to the others, something that deserves to be celebrated or forgiven by others."-Eduardo Galeano
01-25-2017 05:57 AM
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RE: Alternate facts game
The world was created in seven days by a god who will torture you for eternity if you disobey him ...

... but he loves you.

He also needs your money despite being omnipotent.

He also thinks that bats are birds even though he created them.

Additionally, he and his son are the same person. This makes him a literal motherfucker.
01-25-2017 06:00 AM
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God didn't have sex with mary, she just had jesus on her own without having any sexual contact. God did this to mess with Jeremy Kyle, though he slipped up and proved that he was black all along.

Three days later Morgan Freeman stepped forward and confessed to being God.

"And then he is gone and Lazarus is left alone to wonder which is worse - a God that does not care to understand His creation or a God that thinks that he does." Lazarus by John Connolly.

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01-25-2017 06:32 AM
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The Anti-Christ has already been born. He is disguised as the son of a Hollywood actress....

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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1/2 people love torture.

"And then he is gone and Lazarus is left alone to wonder which is worse - a God that does not care to understand His creation or a God that thinks that he does." Lazarus by John Connolly.

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01-26-2017 06:49 PM
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12 million people turned up to check out my latest haircut. This is a fact because I said it is - did you see that crowd? Well I did! Biggest crowd ever!
01-27-2017 04:58 PM
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01-27-2017 05:12 PM
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:ali: Where did you find that?

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