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Dumb ways to die
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Dumb ways to die
After Captain Jigglypuff's suggestion, I got bored and well...

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Pouring petrol over a gas cooker.

"And then he is gone and Lazarus is left alone to wonder which is worse - a God that does not care to understand His creation or a God that thinks that he does." Lazarus by John Connolly.

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09-19-2013 09:25 PM
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Unprotected s** with a really skinny h***er
09-19-2013 10:06 PM
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By really pissing off Malcolm Tucker

"And then he is gone and Lazarus is left alone to wonder which is worse - a God that does not care to understand His creation or a God that thinks that he does." Lazarus by John Connolly.

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09-20-2013 01:53 AM
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Calling a Klingon a human fu**er.
09-20-2013 05:36 AM
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Getting free heart surgery from some guy who's not a looker!

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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09-22-2013 06:09 AM
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Insulting a machete-carrying hooker.
09-22-2013 09:03 AM
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New verse time!

Playing Spin the Bottle with a rattlesnake!

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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09-22-2013 09:05 AM
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Sticking your head in a pasta bake!
09-22-2013 09:09 AM
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Dining on the Aperture Science, Portal cake.

"And then he is gone and Lazarus is left alone to wonder which is worse - a God that does not care to understand His creation or a God that thinks that he does." Lazarus by John Connolly.

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09-22-2013 09:13 AM
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Calling a man with a chainsaw Kate....

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
˜The Oblongs



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