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Tell me a short story!
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HammerBioLizard
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Tell me a short story!
Once upon a time, I farted.

The End
02-18-2017 08:15 AM
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Once upon a time a princess died. The end

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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02-18-2017 09:00 AM
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Once upon a time, someone ran out of ideas for new threads to start and talk about; so he made a completely pointless one. The end.

"Some prisoners spent more than ten years buried in solitary cells the size of coffins, hearing nothing but clanging bars or footsteps in the corridors. They survived because they could talk to each other by tapping on the wall. In that way, they told of dreams, memories, and fallings in and out of love; they discussed, embraced, and fought; they shared beliefs, beauties, doubts, guilts and those questions that have no answers.
When it is genuine, when it is born of the need to speak, no one can stop the human voice. When it is denied a mouth, it speaks with the hands, the eyes, the pores, or anything at all because every single one of us has something to say to the others, something that deserves to be celebrated or forgiven by others."-Eduardo Galeano
02-18-2017 09:44 AM
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HammerBioLizard
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(02-18-2017 09:44 AM)JWB Wrote:  Once upon a time, someone ran out of ideas for new threads to start and talk about; so he made a completely pointless one. The end.

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02-18-2017 09:47 AM
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Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after.

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02-18-2017 02:17 PM
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She died. The end.

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
˜The Oblongs



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02-18-2017 03:59 PM
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There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.
02-18-2017 07:10 PM
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HammerBioLizard
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(02-18-2017 07:10 PM)Grey Area Wrote:  

TL;DR
02-19-2017 12:01 AM
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The last man in the world awoke with a start. The phone was ringing.

History is the lies of the victors coupled with the delusions of the defeated. It is an imagined certainty created at the point where the imperfection of memory meets the inadequacy of documentation.
02-21-2017 09:14 PM
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No. The end!

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
˜The Oblongs



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02-22-2017 01:08 AM
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