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Holocene Problems
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HammerBioLizard
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Holocene Problems
"First World Problems" is an old meme. In this thread, we'll talk about Holocene problems. Hopefully this will become a meme.

Holocene Problems:

- Elephants are the only proboscideans that aren't extinct.
- You want to walk from Alaska to Antarctica, but that has been impossible since the breakup of Pangea.
- You want to be an explorer but the whole world has already been explored.
- You want to walk around naked in public but you can't because everyone wears clothing.
- You hate everyone but the sun hasn't turned into a red giant yet.
- You want to visit the Andromeda Galaxy but it hasn't collided with the Milky Way yet.
- You can't burp loudly while eating because it is rude nowadays.
- You want to eat dodo meat but they are extinct.
- You want to wrestle a thylacine but they are extinct.
- You want to start a forest fire but you can't because of those pesky laws.

Can anyone think of any others?
05-06-2017 03:45 PM
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(05-06-2017 03:45 PM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  - You want to be an explorer but the whole world has already been explored.

There's still the bottom of the oceans.

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05-07-2017 01:59 AM
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HammerBioLizard
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(05-07-2017 01:59 AM)d_olson27 Wrote:  
(05-06-2017 03:45 PM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  - You want to be an explorer but the whole world has already been explored.

There's still the bottom of the oceans.

... but I can't just walk there.
05-07-2017 03:10 AM
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(05-07-2017 03:10 AM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  
(05-07-2017 01:59 AM)d_olson27 Wrote:  
(05-06-2017 03:45 PM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  - You want to be an explorer but the whole world has already been explored.

There's still the bottom of the oceans.

... but I can't just walk there.

Nor could you just walk to most unexplored places before they were explored.

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05-07-2017 03:56 AM
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HammerBioLizard
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RE: Holocene Problems
(05-07-2017 03:56 AM)d_olson27 Wrote:  
(05-07-2017 03:10 AM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  
(05-07-2017 01:59 AM)d_olson27 Wrote:  
(05-06-2017 03:45 PM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  - You want to be an explorer but the whole world has already been explored.

There's still the bottom of the oceans.

... but I can't just walk there.

Nor could you just walk to most unexplored places before they were explored.

In prehistoric times, you could discover a new land just by walking in one direction without stopping.
05-07-2017 04:28 AM
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