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I wish I was a pirate.
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HammerBioLizard
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Post: #21
RE: I wish I was a pirate.
Black knights are also pirates. When a pirate can't find the sea, he becomes a black knight ... unless he is on the Eurasian steppe. Then he becomes a Cossack, which are also super-manly.
02-13-2018 03:58 PM
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HammerBioLizard
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Post: #22
RE: I wish I was a pirate.
Did you know that pirates are the indigenous people of Antarctica?

No other ethnic group could survive in Antarctica without modern technology.
02-13-2018 04:03 PM
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HammerBioLizard
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Post: #23
RE: I wish I was a pirate.
Facts About Pirates:

- The baddest pirate in history was Sinbad the Sailor.
- Beowulf was also a pirate.
- Pirates have pet monkeys and these monkeys have tiny little guns and cutlasses. They don't eat bananas. They eat fingers.
02-14-2018 10:47 AM
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Post: #24
RE: I wish I was a pirate.
Actually, pirates are sacred beings to His Noodly Goodness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you noticed that global temperatures have risen as the number of pirates in the world decreases? That's because pirates are what keeps the Earth at a hospitable temperature. The dwindling population of pirates in the world is dangerous to our continued survival on this planet.

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02-14-2018 11:56 AM
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RE: I wish I was a pirate.
(02-13-2018 04:03 PM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  Did you know that pirates are the indigenous people of Antarctica?

No other ethnic group could survive in Antarctica without modern technology.

I think you're joking here, but it is almost correct to say that pirates are the indigenous people of Pitcairn.

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02-14-2018 08:38 PM
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RE: I wish I was a pirate.
I want some pirate’s booty!

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Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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02-15-2018 01:50 AM
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