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Weapons You Wish You Had
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HammerBioLizard
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Weapons You Wish You Had
I wish I had my very own cannon. I would pretend to be a pirate and fire cannonballs at landlubber fools. Shiver me timbers!

Kablewie!

I would reduce my neighbors houses to fractured wood chips.

After that, I would take me cannon on me sailing vessel and become the most fearsome sea captain in all of the seven seas! Yeargh! Hand over yer booty or the pope of the sea will canonize yeah!

YARHARHARHARHARHARHARRRRRRRRRRR!

Ye best be surrendering now bub, or ye may find yeself bloodied and bruised in ... DAVY JONES' LOCKER!!! ARARARARARARARAR! Ye never seen a man or beast with as much fortitude as meself ... so drop yer weapon an ...

an ...

... WALK THE DAMN PLANK!

ARARAR!!!
07-13-2017 09:54 AM
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I don't need any weapons. I prefer the tactile pleasure of my bare hands.

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07-13-2017 11:26 AM
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The Castlevania Holy Water. Mainly so I can use it on Trump. Also Kitana's fans, Mileena's said, and Scorpion's spear because they are pretty cool. I also wouldn't mind having a potato launcher either.

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07-13-2017 12:00 PM
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HammerBioLizard
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(07-13-2017 11:26 AM)d_olson27 Wrote:  I don't need any weapons. I prefer the tactile pleasure of my bare hands.

Yarr. I also like me bare hand and me hook.
07-13-2017 01:46 PM
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Does it have to be a weapon? Why not a helpful tool????

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07-13-2017 02:35 PM
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HammerBioLizard
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(07-13-2017 02:35 PM)Genesis Wrote:  Does it have to be a weapon? Why not a helpful tool????

You need a weapon if you want to raid enemy ships steal all of their doubloons. YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
07-13-2017 11:54 PM
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I'd like to have the hookshot from Legend of Zelda. It can stun enemies and it's darn useful to get across great expanses. It's my favorite item from Legend of Zelda.

"Some prisoners spent more than ten years buried in solitary cells the size of coffins, hearing nothing but clanging bars or footsteps in the corridors. They survived because they could talk to each other by tapping on the wall. In that way, they told of dreams, memories, and fallings in and out of love; they discussed, embraced, and fought; they shared beliefs, beauties, doubts, guilts and those questions that have no answers.
When it is genuine, when it is born of the need to speak, no one can stop the human voice. When it is denied a mouth, it speaks with the hands, the eyes, the pores, or anything at all because every single one of us has something to say to the others, something that deserves to be celebrated or forgiven by others."-Eduardo Galeano
07-14-2017 12:58 AM
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HammerBioLizard
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(07-14-2017 12:58 AM)JWB Wrote:  I'd like to have the hookshot from Legend of Zelda. It can stun enemies and it's darn useful to get across great expanses. It's my favorite item from Legend of Zelda.

U SURE ABOUT THAT M8?


07-14-2017 03:01 AM
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Could a computer virus be a weapon?

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07-14-2017 06:59 AM
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(07-14-2017 06:59 AM)Genesis Wrote:  Could a computer virus be a weapon?

Depends on the type of virus it is and what computers it affects.

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