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Your Combustible Lemons moment
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Your Combustible Lemons moment
In this thread, we write about our combustible lemons moments. What is a combustible lemon moment? It happens when you refuse to make lemonade from the lemons life gives you. Google the phrase to get the whole quote if you don't know the reference. I had such a moment recently.
I had a plan for the day after Christmas. I was going to go to a place in North Canton called The Tilted Kilt. It's a chain and there a lot of them all across the nation. Basically, it's a restaurant kind of like a Hooters where hot girls wearing nothing but sexy plaid bras that come together in front and short little plaid skirts serve you, and they make a really really good meatball sub sandwich. It is literally the best meatball sub I've ever had in my life. Well, on Christmas Day, I was looking up information about it on the internet, and I saw that the Tilted Kilt in Canton had closed. Now, if I wanted to make lemonade out of lemons, I would just take advantage of the time I had been given and work on making my new resume, or just compromise and have a Quizzno's or Subway meatball sub, but no! I had to go combustible lemons yesterday! I had seen that there was a Tilted Kilt in Cleveland, which is about 40 miles from where I live in Akron. I said, "Screw it" and I drove all the way to Cleveland just to eat in one stinkin' restaurant. I had to pay for parking , too because there was no parking lot, but you know what? I don't regret my decision! Sometimes going combustible lemons is the right thing to do! I got my Tilted Kilt meatball sub, and a hot girl named Ayesha served it to me in her underwear. It was a great day!
When have you gone combustible lemons? Share your story here!

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12-28-2017 03:53 PM
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