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The Break Into a House And Cause Chaos Game!
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Captain Jigglypuff Offline
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The Break Into a House And Cause Chaos Game!
I got the idea from a posting in a Facebook Group. The rules of the game is simple. You are a burglar and you break into people’s homes but rather than steal stuff, you cause all sorts of chaos and inconveniences that aren’t normally associated with home invasions. Be as creative and insane as you’d like. Number each thing you’d do as if we were playing a game such as Millions of Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart.

Ex.

1.) Nail The furniture in the kitchen to the ceiling.

2.) Shave all the fur off of the cat.


Now let’s begin!

1.) Leave notes lying randomly inside the house saying, “I won’t be ignored!”

2.) Leave a large ham in the ovens of vegetarian and vegan homes.

3.) Take one sock from every pair inside the home and make some elaborately detailed sock puppets using other random things inside the house such as curtains and the victim’s hair.

4.) Hide their keys underneath low and hard to get under places such as china cabinets and refrigerators.

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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02-08-2018 02:27 AM
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RE: The Break Into a House And Cause Chaos Game!
????

We don't advocate breaking any laws

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
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02-08-2018 03:53 AM
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It’s just a game.

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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02-08-2018 04:19 AM
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OKAY

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02-08-2018 07:36 AM
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RE: The Break Into a House And Cause Chaos Game!
Clean their bathroom and leave hotel soap/shampoo etc.

Take their teddy bear out for the day. Take photos of the teddy bear having fun, eating lunch etc and leave these strewn around the teddy bear when you return it.

Dye their rottweiler's fur pink.

Leave a funnel web spider in their sock drawer. (Actually don't do that).
02-08-2018 08:45 AM
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RE: The Break Into a House And Cause Chaos Game!
Hide all their porn and sex toys and place them in random places such as the freezer or inside a vent.

Leave Christmas presents from Santa in the middle of summer.

Pour 20 pounds of catnip on the floor and release 50 feral cats inside.

Pay their bills.

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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02-08-2018 10:03 AM
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Replace all their healthy food with candy and junk food.
02-08-2018 11:08 AM
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Replace a Romantic Comedy DVD with a Klingon version of Hamlet.

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RE: The Break Into a House And Cause Chaos Game!
Place a robotic talking Chucky doll holding a fake but realistic looking knife on the victim’s bed while they’re asleep so it is literally the first thing they see when they wake up.

Leave a note that says, “ Last night was wonderful, lover!”

Replace every DVD and CD in the house with ones made by Justin Bieber.

Turn every thing on the walls upside down.

Helga: So I'm not Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it is there no sewer BIGGER than the world of professional modelling?
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02-08-2018 12:40 PM
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Fill up the ice cube trays.

Set the TV to C-SPAN and turn it back off.

Set off any mouse traps and remove the bait.

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02-08-2018 01:19 PM
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