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Other Uses For Superpowers
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HammerBioLizard
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Other Uses For Superpowers
In this thread, we talk about various superpowers and what real people would actually do with these powers.

Laser Eyes: If I had laser eyes, I would use them to hunt birds. I would also use them to light candles. I would also pop tires on the highway.

Super Strength: If I had super strength, I would use it to throw coconuts at people.

Invisibility: Surely you can guess.

X-Ray Vision: I would use it to cheat at card games ... and do another thing that I won't mention.

Flight: I would drop heavy stones on coconuts to break them. MMMMMM! I love coconuts!
02-13-2018 02:19 PM
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Shape Shifting: The possibilities are endless. I would shape shift into a coconut and roll down hills and knock people over.

Mind Control: I would use mind control to make people worship coconuts as Gods.

Super Speed: I would use super speed to run around and gather thousands of coconuts, and build an invincible coconut army.


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02-13-2018 02:35 PM
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Dude, you've almost got 10,000 posts.

How the heck did that happen?
02-13-2018 02:36 PM
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Whoa o.O

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02-13-2018 02:47 PM
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HammerBioLizard
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(02-13-2018 02:35 PM)142857 Wrote:  Shape Shifting: The possibilities are endless. I would shape shift into a coconut and roll down hills and knock people over.

Mind Control: I would use mind control to make people worship coconuts as Gods.

Super Speed: I would use super speed to run around and gather thousands of coconuts, and build an invincible coconut army.


Am I doing this right?

Yes.
02-13-2018 03:06 PM
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(02-13-2018 02:19 PM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  Flight: I would drop heavy stones on coconuts to break them. MMMMMM! I love coconuts!

Er ... can't you do that without needing to fly?

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02-15-2018 07:13 PM
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HammerBioLizard
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(02-15-2018 07:13 PM)Luke Mauser Wrote:  
(02-13-2018 02:19 PM)HammerBioLizard Wrote:  Flight: I would drop heavy stones on coconuts to break them. MMMMMM! I love coconuts!

Er ... can't you do that without needing to fly?

Technically you can ... but what if I want the stones to reach terminal velocity?
02-16-2018 01:22 AM
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If you drop a stone onto a coconut from a few feet.... the stone bounces off the coconut. Even a big stone.

You need to drop a stone from a much greater altitude to produce enough energy to crack a coconut.
02-16-2018 10:02 AM
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Besides, that's more fun than just swinging the rock at the coconut like a hammer. Who wants to do that?

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02-16-2018 12:52 PM
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Shooting coconuts with an anti-aircraft gun is a lot of fun.
02-16-2018 02:37 PM
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