HammerBioLizard
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Events That The Olympics Should Have
In this thread, we talk about new events which would make the Olympics better. I'll start.
One Millimetre Dash: The first to run one millimetre wins! An ultra high-speed camera is used to determine the winner.
500 Meter Gish Gallop: Your goal is to run 500 meters while continuously making pseudo-arguments. You lose if your opponent gets a word in edgewise.
Mental Gymnastics: You are shown tons of evidence which proves that Donald Trump is a racist and you have to truly believe that he din do nuthin.
Controller Toss: See how far you can throw your controller after losing in Super Smash Bros.
Farting Contest: Self-Explanatory
Nerdy Sword Fighting: Two players fight using swords that resemble Cloud's sword from Final Fantasy. If the fight ends in a draw (which would likely happen all the time) the winner is the one who managed to lift the sword off the ground first.
Steroid Contest: Two women inject themselves with steroids over a two-hour period. In the end, the winner is the woman with the longest clitoris ... though the loser will still get points if she has girth.
Border Crossing: See how many drugs you can smuggle across the border in your asshole without being caught.
Black Friday Shop-Off: See how many toys you can buy in 10 minutes! All participants may wear golf shoes for easy trampling.
Hungry Hungry Hippos: Boys play chess. Real men play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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03-07-2018 02:30 AM |
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